Lying dead on the floor, call the EMT
To come light my ass up with an AED
Resurrect like Jesus, you can't hide from me
I'll track your ass down like a MIB
tap your phones, read your mail, crack your PGP
Got more online resources than fucking MIT
When go to sleep tonight, it's my face you'll see
Eyes burning red with hate, brighter than LEDs

Stick my head in the fridge to feel the breeze
When I find some chemicals just starting to freeze
Snort the white substance with relative ease
You'll get your payback for playback when I start to seize
Ruin your new shirt with a bloody sneeze

With a flow so clean they call me Mr. Water
A wave of sound crashing down, it'll make you shudder
When I walk down the street all the people st-st-stutter
Bringing more drama than Rammstein's Mutter.
I'm a John Woo movie, watch the pigeons flutter
And all the Jewish girls say I'm just like butter

So just step the hell back because I'm coming through
You'll get no props for your world debut
Like Metallica, you know it's sad but true
Your response time was fast but your performance blew
So shut your pie hole, what's the worst you could do?

Smear some mayonnaise on my guitar case?
Stick a raquet ball fragment to my face?
Maybe take a trip over to my mom's place,
Have your way with her at a vigorous pace?
Spend your down time in the warm embrace
Of aging woman, what a damn disgrace

Are you that really that lazy, are younger girls to fast?
Gotta wait for them to slow down with time just to get some ass?
I wish you the best of luck, hope you have a blast
I think I'll sit back and see how long this relationship lasts
Your penchant for emotional masochism is unsurpassed
How long does it take you to learn a lesson when it's as clear as glass